Ow, my back. I think I threw it out fucking this girl I met through Adult Friend Finder. I think she said she was a dancer, or something like that. We were both pretty drunk, so God only knows. We met through the site, decided to grab a drink together and, for the first time in a while, I actually had the drink with the girl before banging her. We both had a pretty healthy buzz going, so we got a cab back to her apartment - we made out in the backseat of that cab the whole time. Poor cabbie. I can only imagine what he had to listen to. We tipped well, so at least he was somewhat recompensed.

But enough about him. This chick and I made out on the steps of her building, again in the elevator, and all bets were off once she slammed her door behind us and locked it. By that point, adrenalin had killed off some of the buzz, so we just went apeshit on each other. For about four hours, there wasn’t a point where my cock wasn’t in her mouth, her pussy, or her ass (sometimes one right after the other), and I think she sucked all the hair off my balls! This girl was crazy! I have her number, and I might just call her again if I strike out one of these nights.

And yes, before you ask, I did sneak a picture of her ass. Click on it; it takes you right to Adult Friend Finder!

Man, Fling! never lets me down. This chick I hooked up with wanted to go hiking and insisted that I come along. I’m not really an outdoorsy kinda guy, really, but she’s cute as hell - red hair, nice body, kind of a smart ass - so I decided to man up and brave the natural world for a couple of hours. What I hadn’t figured out was that she liked to fuck outside, but it dawned on me as soon as we ventured into the woods and she started pulling off clothes. Then she started pulling mine off. Then, not to put too fine a point on it, I had her screaming up against a tree with my dick in her ass. But enough story time. Here’s a picture of her undressing, and it’ll lead right to Fling! if you click on it. Have fun!

This week had something a little different in store for me - a MILF. Well, she didn’t have kids, so the M- part wasn’t there, but the -ILF part certainly was! I’m guessing she was in her late 30s or early 40s, but she looked at least ten years younger than that. The lady’s stacked like a plate of waffles. I met up with her on Camazon and agreed to stop by her place for lunch while her husband was at work.

I had a sneaking suspicion she had more than lunch in mind for me, so I was already hard with anticipation when I rang her doorbell. She opened the door in an apron and stockings, and that was it. Jackpot! She dragged me into the house, got on her knees and blew me without saying so much as “hello.” Well, I guess that was a hello in and of itself.

Anyway, she honked on Bobo for a hot minute, then she produced some lube, and smeared it generously on my cock. She arched an eyebrow at me, and for some reason I thought she was signaling for anal. Sure enough, I was right. She went down on all fours, I applied a little lube to her ass, and inched my way in. She gasped with pain at first, but it soon turned to moans of pleasure as I pumped her tight asshole like a bellows. Good times!

Oh, and if her husband is reading this, sorry dude. Please don’t track me down and kill me. You couldn’t resist her, so why expect it from me?