So there’s a girl on Wild Match who works at this small restaurant near where I live. We were chatting it up and she invited me down there on a day she was working. She even offered to give me the employee discount! Lord knows I love me some cheaper-than-it-should-be food. Especially Greek food. Anyway, the spanikopita was delicious, but in all honesty I barely tasted it. She looked so much yummier in her tight black slacks and red collared shirt. I had the hardest time keeping my mind and eyes off her ass - slacks have a way of shaping a girl’s butt, ya know?

Anyway, when I was done she invited me to come drink at the bar until her shift ended, so I was nicely buzzed by the time she clocked out. We walked back to my place and had coffee, and when I’d sobered up a little bit, she pounced. Clothes came flying off as she attacked my cock with her lips and tongue (but not teeth!) and trapped it between her big tits while she sucked on the head. I was barely able to contain myself! Then she hopped on me and rode my cock like a Pegasus until she came all over it, then rolled off and begged me to fuck her from behind. To make a long story short, we fell asleep fucking, then woke up and continued. After coffee, that is. I have GOT to send Starbucks a thank-you card. And Wild Match, too.

Hey guys!

Christ, it’s been a while. I’m a busy man these days, what with work and booze and ladies and all, but I figured a quick update was in order.

I’ve been hounding Wild Match lately because every woman I’ve picked up from that site has been a fiend, no doubt about it. I’ve been fucking this one chick, a cute Asian kindergarten teacher, pretty steadily, and last night was particularly crazy. She came over for a drink which of course led to fooling around, and she asked me if I wanted a surprise. “Sure,” I said, and she swatted the condom right out of my hand (I usually wear one just to be on the safe side).

So she hops on my cock and starts riding me bareback - I have to say, I’m not used to having sex without a rubber. It felt incredible! So anyway, she’s riding me and says to let her know when I’m gonna pop my nut. After a few more minutes, less than usual because I was unprotected, I let her know and she hopped off my cock and stuck it right in her mouth, sucking on me like a diabetic drinking an insulin milkshake. Then I started to cum…. REALLY HARD. I was shaking like a paint mixer and I thought my goddamn central nervous system had exploded out of my cock. I literally could not move for about 5-10 minutes. She wore me right the fuck out.

And to think, I never would have met this girl without Wild Match.