Fast forward through me meeting the girl online, arranging a time to meet in person, and picking her up. We stopped at a Sheetz because I needed some green tea, but she told me to follow her to the bathroom. Lots of unsexy things happen in bathrooms, so I was a little put out until I walked in and found her already naked. I locked the door and she pounced, kissing me harder than I’ve ever been kissed. Then she immediately lowered my zipper and took my cock in her mouth.

She gave me a deep, sloppy blowjob (seriously sloppy, like strings-of-drool-everywhere sloppy), then she stood up and bent over the toilet and told me to fuck her. This was pretty insane, for me. I’m used to beds and hallways and parking lots and cars, and even a movie theatre once, but I’ve never fucked standing over a Sheetz toilet before. It was amazing; I slammed my cock into her balls-deep on the first thrust and we just kept going from there. I don’t know how the other customers ignored the screaming, especially when she demanded that I stick it in her ass. I wasn’t too sure about that one myself, given how icky public bathrooms can be, but she wasn’t giving me too many options, so I did, and it was awesome. She came first, then I did, busting out like a geyser all across her ass.

I never did get that green tea, but I got bathroom anal from a hot girl I barely knew. Awesome. Thanks, Camazon!

Anyway, when I was done she invited me to come drink at the bar until her shift ended, so I was nicely buzzed by the time she clocked out. We walked back to my place and had coffee, and when I’d sobered up a little bit, she pounced. Clothes came flying off as she attacked my cock with her lips and tongue (but not teeth!) and trapped it between her big tits while she sucked on the head. I was barely able to contain myself! Then she hopped on me and rode my cock like a Pegasus until she came all over it, then rolled off and begged me to fuck her from behind. To make a long story short, we fell asleep fucking, then woke up and continued. After coffee, that is. I have GOT to send Starbucks a thank-you card. And Wild Match, too.

Sorry, just had to share that one. This chick’s in law school and was looking for a gavel to bang on the down-low, so she made a profile on Fling! and I just happened to come across her. Well, that part came later. Well…uh…you know what I mean. I messaged her suggesting we meet up for a drink and she countered by inviting me over to her apartment since her roommate was out of town for the weekend. Hard to resist that kind of invitation. So I head over to her place and she answers the door in a black mini-dress and that necklace, which is all she was wearing about ten minutes later when we were bumpin’ uglies (or in her case, hotties) on her queen-sized bed. I’d like to think that I gave her some experience in front of a hung jury, and she definitely grilled me on the stand. Click on the picture to be sent to Fling! and find a horny chick for yourself!

Shit, gotta run! The shower just turned off, and we’re both turned on! Seeya later!

But enough about him. This chick and I made out on the steps of her building, again in the elevator, and all bets were off once she slammed her door behind us and locked it. By that point, adrenalin had killed off some of the buzz, so we just went apeshit on each other. For about four hours, there wasn’t a point where my cock wasn’t in her mouth, her pussy, or her ass (sometimes one right after the other), and I think she sucked all the hair off my balls! This girl was crazy! I have her number, and I might just call her again if I strike out one of these nights.

And yes, before you ask, I did sneak a picture of her ass. Click on it; it takes you right to Adult Friend Finder!

I had a sneaking suspicion she had more than lunch in mind for me, so I was already hard with anticipation when I rang her doorbell. She opened the door in an apron and stockings, and that was it. Jackpot! She dragged me into the house, got on her knees and blew me without saying so much as “hello.” Well, I guess that was a hello in and of itself.

Anyway, she honked on Bobo for a hot minute, then she produced some lube, and smeared it generously on my cock. She arched an eyebrow at me, and for some reason I thought she was signaling for anal. Sure enough, I was right. She went down on all fours, I applied a little lube to her ass, and inched my way in. She gasped with pain at first, but it soon turned to moans of pleasure as I pumped her tight asshole like a bellows. Good times!

Oh, and if her husband is reading this, sorry dude. Please don’t track me down and kill me. You couldn’t resist her, so why expect it from me?

While you’re staring at her ass, just think of what it would be like to fuck it. Yeah, that’s why I had to soak in Epsom salts for an hour before posting this. Totally worth it!

Okay, so I went over to the Camazon girl’s place to pick her up - we were supposed to get a drink somewhere. She’s short and blond, with huge tits. I mean, HUGE. Just my type. She looked like she was ready to fall out of her dress and she started coming onto me as soon as she buzzed me into the lobby of her apartment complex. I could smell booze on her but she started rubbing up against me and whispered into my ear that she wanted to give me a blowjob. So I pulled her under the stairwell. She dropped to her knees and pulled out my dick, licking and sucking on it as I leaned back against the wall. We’re still in the lobby, keep in mind.

Finally I couldn’t take it anymore and I pulled her up to her feet, lifted up her dress, and slammed into her with everything I had. She wrapped her legs around me as I pulled the top of her dress down so I could nibble on her tits. I came within minutes and so did she and then we went back up to her place to fuck some more. We still haven’t gotten that drink. Thanks for hooking me up man. This chick is awesome.

If you want to have as good a time as my buddy did, check out Camazon!

Click the pic and it’ll take you right to Fling! where you’ll meet all kinds of hot, horny chicks just like her! And if they ever ask you to drive them anywhere, take them up on it. Trust me on this one.